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ichbinbluspy:

do-you-want-a-second-opinion started following you

"Hallo. Was führt Sie hierher?"

Hans bowed “hallo I’m Hans.”

Suddenly you have a new female follower, what do you do? c:

"Vell I’d say hello and welcome then try to charm her with my vast knowledge of birds."

"Hello." Josef poked his head in to see if Hans was around. "Hans? I have somezhing for you."

the-second-todesengel:

do-you-want-a-second-opinion:

Hans was awkwardly laying on the medical cot “no I’m gone.”

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something went terribly wrong with my angling practice….

something went terribly wrong with my angling practice….

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the-second-todesengel:

do-you-want-a-second-opinion:

WE HAVE ANOTHER VICTIM CONTENDER APPROACHING IN THE BATTLE ROYAL; CHRISTOPH WALTZ’S AFFECTION ADDITION!

A NEW CHALLENGER ENTERS THE ARENA!
I CAN’T DRAW BUT I CAN CERTAINLY WRITE A POEM *clears throat*
Christoph, u so fineHunny bby be mineU iz hot stuff, so pleaseGet over here and fuck me.
thank you


I made a poem and fan art…..
I am so glad he doesn’t have twitter like most celebs do because i know some asshole would show him this.

the-second-todesengel:

do-you-want-a-second-opinion:

WE HAVE ANOTHER VICTIM CONTENDER APPROACHING IN THE BATTLE ROYAL; CHRISTOPH WALTZ’S AFFECTION ADDITION!

A NEW CHALLENGER ENTERS THE ARENA!

I CAN’T DRAW BUT I CAN CERTAINLY WRITE A POEM *clears throat*

Christoph, u so fine
Hunny bby be mine
U iz hot stuff, so please
Get over here and fuck me.

thank you

I made a poem and fan art…..

I am so glad he doesn’t have twitter like most celebs do because i know some asshole would show him this.

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robotbutnotarobot:

the-second-todesengel:

do-you-want-a-second-opinion:

ye it was before Django unchained which put filming off another month I believe and made Quentin angry with Christoph for a while.
naw man it isn’t about who saw him first because then it gets kinda weird; it’s about who wins the battle royal for his affection and maybe more restraining orders.

I LOVE HIM MORE THAN YOU DO. THAT AUSTRIAN BASTARD IS MINE

UHM SCUSE YOU BOTH BUT AHEH

WE HAVE ANOTHER VICTIM CONTENDER APPROACHING IN THE BATTLE ROYAL; CHRISTOPH WALTZ’S AFFECTION ADDITION!

robotbutnotarobot:

the-second-todesengel:

do-you-want-a-second-opinion:

ye it was before Django unchained which put filming off another month I believe and made Quentin angry with Christoph for a while.

naw man it isn’t about who saw him first because then it gets kinda weird; it’s about who wins the battle royal for his affection and maybe more restraining orders.

I LOVE HIM MORE THAN YOU DO. THAT AUSTRIAN BASTARD IS MINE

UHM SCUSE YOU BOTH BUT AHEH

WE HAVE ANOTHER VICTIM CONTENDER APPROACHING IN THE BATTLE ROYAL; CHRISTOPH WALTZ’S AFFECTION ADDITION!

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*for meme* Is Doktor pregnant...?

morerubblelesstrouble:

do-you-want-a-second-opinion:

Hans raised a brow, looking confused “vhat zhe hell kind of question is zhat?”

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the-second-todesengel:

I think it was during Django or before Django, wasn’t it? That he broke his hip? I dunno. I did hear he had an injury. 
But still … I saw him first. Christoph is mine.

ye it was before Django unchained which put filming off another month I believe and made Quentin angry with Christoph for a while.
naw man it isn’t about who saw him first because then it gets kinda weird; it’s about who wins the battle royal for his affection and maybe more restraining orders.

the-second-todesengel:

I think it was during Django or before Django, wasn’t it? That he broke his hip? I dunno. I did hear he had an injury. 

But still … I saw him first. Christoph is mine.

ye it was before Django unchained which put filming off another month I believe and made Quentin angry with Christoph for a while.

naw man it isn’t about who saw him first because then it gets kinda weird; it’s about who wins the battle royal for his affection and maybe more restraining orders.

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(Continue here) it had been a while since their experiment, making Hans anxious for more sex and more results. He quickly pulled Misha into his infirmary, giving a devious grin.

morerubblelesstrouble:

morerubblelesstrouble:

Misha chuckled at Hans’s eagerness. “Alright, alright, lover… Test first, or making love first?”

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"Hello." Josef poked his head in to see if Hans was around. "Hans? I have somezhing for you."

the-second-todesengel:

do-you-want-a-second-opinion:

Hans was awkwardly laying on the medical cot “no I’m gone.”

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